Terms of Use

Last updated: August 18, 2026 · shop2.joyyhive.com

1. Agreement

By accessing or using NeverShip at shop2.joyyhive.com, you agree to these Terms of Use. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.

2. Nature of the service

NeverShip is a satirical entertainment website — a playable parody of online shopping. Product listings, prices, reviews, countdown timers, stock badges, and mystery boxes are fictional. Nothing on the site is a real offer to sell goods or services.

3. No real transactions

Checkout is a simulation. You will never be charged, and no payment information is requested or processed. No orders are fulfilled and nothing ships. Do not expect delivery of any item, dinosaur or otherwise.

4. Acceptable use

You agree not to misuse the site, attempt to disrupt its operation, scrape it abusively, or use it for unlawful purposes. Leaderboard usernames must not be offensive, illegal, or impersonate others.

5. Intellectual property

Site design, branding, and original content belong to the operator of NeverShip. Product names and imagery used for parody may resemble real listings; any such resemblance is intentional satire, not affiliation with any real retailer.

6. Disclaimer

The site is provided "as is" for entertainment only. It is not medical, psychological, financial, or legal advice. We make no warranties about availability, accuracy of joke prices, or your self-control after adding seventeen items to cart.

7. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, NeverShip and its operator are not liable for any imaginary purchases, emotional attachment to fake products, or regret over items you did not actually buy.

8. Changes

We may modify these terms at any time. Continued use after changes are posted means you accept the updated terms.

9. Contact

Questions about these terms: yiminteamer@gmail.com
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